Signing yearbooks
you to them:  This year has been a blast with you. I'm glad we became better friends. You're totally amazing and you're so beautiful and so talented. I wish we have classes next year, that would be so cool! I'm totally going to miss you over the summer. We need to like hang out! So yeah. Talk to me and text me alright?! Love you so so much!
them to you:  Hey, I hope you have a nice summer. See you next year.
you:  .... Aw that's sweet.

mom:  why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me:  i am juliet
me:  and he is my romeo
mom:  
me:  no, i'm just kidding please call the cops

math test:  a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test:  the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test:  explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests:  The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

me:  walks into school
me:  so when can i leave

I hate feeling left out.

the-postoffice:

I hate being the third person, awkwardly standing on the side. I hate being invited to something but being totally ignored. I hate it when all of my friends go somewhere and not tell me. I hate not understanding an inside joke. Feeling left out can be one of the worst feelings. It leaves you lonely and empty.